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The lollipop girl
Mother nature’s worst creation has a name… Zenab. There’s joy… there’s delightedness… there’s happiness… and there’s Zenab… The most happiest human being ever walked on earth…
Zenab was staring at the view in an abandoned area behind the freshmen’s building. She was listening to music on her ipod, then she hears music somewhere else… out of her ipod. She looks below the balcony and sees a guy… Kamio Akira.
Zenab: HEY *grabs his ipod* Get your tunes out of my property! *throws his ipod away*
Kamio: I’m in the rhythm!!! *terrified*
Zenab: *Stares at his face* Oh… I mean ‘HELLO’ ~
Her background turns into Barney’s playground and all kinds of colors pops out of nowhere! A wide smile appears on Zenab’s face…
Kamio: *blinks* my eyes!!!
Zenab: You’re not wearing our school’s uniform… what are you?
Kamio: I’m from Fudumine middle school, my name’s Kamio Akira… *looks at watch* speaking of Fudumine, I have a meeting with my teammates…
Zenab: You’ll come again tomorrow?
Kamio: … yes…
Zenab: Bring food *nods*
Kamio: Um… can I have your name before I leave…?
Zenab: Honey, with that face, you can have my number *hands him a colorful note with her number* name’s written on the back…
Kamio: I can’t read a thing! too many… colors… can’t hold… it… *Splashes it with water like its fire* Ahh Ok, let’s see here… is that a 6 or a 5…?
Kamio Akira leaves after randomly meeting Zenab. She had to leave for class too, so she walks away from the area… but she sees a girl walking to the hideout!
Zenab: Ho ho ho, HOLD IT ~ *Pushes Mayu away* Where do you think you going?
Mayu: *Stares at Zenab’s face* Are you a bully? ‘Cuz if you were, take off those rainbow socks… I was a bully before *nods* I know how it goes…
Zenab: This is a restricted area… now go on… shoo shoo… you bad face… *shoves Mayu*
Mayu: Get your unmanicured hands off me!!! And what do you mean ‘restricted area’?!? This is my hideout!
Zenab: *Stares at Mayu quietly* No… no this is not your hideout… you may be referring to the other hideout behind the library *puts her arm around Mayu’s neck* Ok now, you go straight down this hallway… then turn to your left, you’ll see rats but that’s Ok, just don’t get too close…
Mayu: *Stares at Zenab angrily* NO!!!
Zenab: Ok fine! Get close to the rats… get the plaque…
Mayu: NO I mean, THIS place *points* yeah, THIS is all Mayu’s property…
Zenab: *nods* Sure it is… *gently drags Mayu by her arms*
Mayu: *Confused* W-Where you taking me?!?
Zenab: Don’t worry… the nurse is a nice lady, she doesn’t use needles *smiles*
Mayu: LET GO OF ME *gets loose from Zenab’s hands* You obviously retarded person… *looks at her from head to toe* I can’t even insult you, you’re doing it all by yourself…
Zenab: This is MY super secret hideout!
Mayu: No, No… this is MY sup… sec… what you said…
Zenab: I pick my boogers in here, HA!
Mayu: Oh yeah?! Look at that pile of hair, that’s my earwax right there… whatcha gonna say about THAT!
Zenab: I fart in here *farts* HELL YEAH ~
Mayu: *Stares* ……… Ok you win, I’m getting out of here… I got my own farting zone at home, I don’t need one at school… keep your farting hideout!
Zenab: YAY I WIN!!!
*A bird falls out from the sky*
Mayu: Yeah… now who you gonna tell? You mama?!
Zenab: My mother is dead…
Mayu: Oh Oh *approaches Zenab and pats her back* I’m sorry… I know how it feels, both of my parents are dead…
Zenab: Oh you too!? *gently hugs Mayu and cries*
Both of the girls ended up crying their heart out, sobbing and hugging each other… weird…
Mayu: *sobs* Then my dad… *sobs* falls out the balcony… *cries out loud and Zenab cries with her* Waaaaahahaha ~
Zenab: Oooh cruel world *sobs* what’s… your… name? *sobs* ehuhuhu ~
Mayu: *sobs and wipes her tears* M-M-Mayu Hiru-NOOO ~ *cries* ehuhuhu ~ call me Mayu-Chaaaaan ~ *sobs* huhuhu…
Zenab: *reaches to shake Mayu’s hand* I-I-‘m Zenab… huhuhuhu ~ *cries* nice t-to meet you… ehuhuhu ~
Mayu: You too… AAAaaaahuhuhu *cries*
Zenab: *sobs* M-Mayu-chan… *wipes tears*
Mayu: Yes…? *sobs*
Zenab: *sobs* Remember when I said that my mother’s dead…? Well… she’s not completely dead… *sobs* my father divorced her because she got paralyzed and couldn’t cook anymore…
Mayu: *Stares at Zenab* You!!! You made me share my feelings!!! You… you… *pauses* wait a minute… I feel much better now!
Zenab: See ~ *laughs*
Mayu: It feels so good… I wanna KILL YOU! *grabs Zenab by the neck*
Zenab: EEEEEEEEK ~
And that’s how Mayu met Zenab, AKA the lollipop girl. She seemed a lot nicer than when she first appeared in Seigaku’s territory.