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Beware of the happy girl
Seikagu’s tennis court was very welcoming, nobody noticed Mayu standing at the front gate. Momoshiro took her to Ryuzaki-sensei for quick ‘hellos’…
Ryuzaki-sensei: *stares at Mayu* Mayu!
Mayu: Yeah I’ve grown some bones…
Ryuzaki-sensei: And meat *reaches to feel her*
Momoshiro: EEEEEK ~
Mayu: *hides her babies* I’m the one who should be screaming!
Ryuzaki-sensei: *giggles* sorry it’s been a while… Noi-chan would be so proud!
Mayu: So what is it about this thing you do…?
Ryuzaki-sensei: I’m running a team *proud* have you heard?
Mayu: A team of what? Old people?
Ryuzaki-sensei: That’s where you’re wrong my Seigaku tennis team are young and sexy!
Momoshiro: *Whispers* except her…
Ryuzaki-sensei: I heard that 20 laps !!! Now Mayu, why don’t you go meet my ‘HOT’ team? go on…
Mayu: But I didn’t bring my racket…
Momoshiro: Here’s mine *hands her his racket* you can play with it while I go 20 laps my heart out…
Mayu sees the “M” on Momoshiro’s racket, just like the first letter of her name. She goes to get a better view at the Seigaku regulars… and hopefully meets them.
Takashi: BUUUUURNING !!! *does the Hadoukyuu*
Oishi: *tries to return the ball but miss it*
Mayu appears from behind Oishi and returns the ball… unfortunately Takashi’s move was too powerful, it made a hole in Momoshiro’s racket.
Momoshiro: EEEEEK ~ *stopped running the 20 laps*
Mayu: *lets go of the racket* that was awfully embarrassing!
Takashi: Oh no Jesus christ!
Oishi: Momo cries…
Mayu: I’m really sorry… I can pay/fix it… actually I can’t… hehehe
Oishi: Oh don’t worry… that hole in Momoshiro’s racket was always there… he just likes to put fake strings and refuses to buy a new one…
Momoshiro: *cries* We share special memories…
Oishi: Hey I’m Oishi Syuichirou, the vice captain of the Seigaku tennis team…
Eiji: Hoi hoi nya ~ *hugs Oishi’s back* Momo-chan, you did something with your hair? *stares at Mayu*
Ryoma: I believe that’s Tezuka…
Inui: There’s a 75% that’s true…
Mayu: ………
Kaidoh: Good morning Tezuka-Buchou *bows*
Mayu: My name is Mayu Hiruno and who the hell is this Tezuka?!
Tezuka: Only the most handsomest buchou in Japan *sparkles*
Kaidoh: Good morning Tezuka-Buchou *bows*
*Everybody in the club bows*
Mayu: *looks around* … should I bow too?
Tezuka: Will you join the team?
Mayu: Yes…
Tezuka: Then yes, you should…
Mayu: *bows*
Tezuka: Oh you shouldn’t have…
Everybody: No no please accept it, we love you Tezuka-Buchou!
Mayu: *looks at oishi* Why?
Oishi: I don’t know… it’s on the script he gave us…
After meeting the Seigaku regulars, Mayu glances a rainbow cloud approaching from a distance.
Mayu: *points* What’s that?
Inui: *looks at his watch* Oh no! She’s here early!!!
Tezuka: CLOSE THE TENNIS COURT’S GATE! HURRY!!!
*They rush to close the gate*
Momoshiro: Hey HEY OPEN UP! DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME! *trying to open the gates*
Oishi: IT’S TOO LATE!!!
Eiji: Nice knowing you Momo…
Inui: CLIMB YOUR WAY IN, HURRY HURRY… SHE’S GETTING CLOSER!!!
*Momoshiro climbs in terror*
Oishi: HURRY MOMOOOOOO ~
Momoshiro: *falls from above* I MADE IT!!! I’m ALIVE!!!
Kaidoh: THERE SHE IS, MOTHER NATURE’S WORST CREATION!
Ryoma: COVER YOUR EYES!!!
The rainbow approaches… it was a colorful happy girl. She looks at the regulars and all the members of the tennis club squeezed in a corner behind Tezuka.
Arai: STAY BACK!!! NOOOOOOO *faints*
Horio: Arai-sempai?!
Kaidoh: I forgot to blink!!!!
*The girl leaves*
Oishi: She’s gone, everybody! shake it off… shake it off…
Mayu: What was that all about?
Tezuka: That thing you just saw, was Zenab… the loll… I can’t even say it!
Oishi: *holds Tezuka’s shoulder* … The lollipop girl…
*A man screams*
